War on Creative Porn

Do you want to see what it used to be like? Here is a proof that the first thing ever filmed was actually a porn movie. Back in the day of the silent movies and pussies hairy and wet.

The legendary Egyptian queen was not only beautiful and mighty, but she also was a massive whore. She fucked everybody who didn't run from her into the desert. Look how she screwed her people. She blew their massive cocks, offered them her forever hungry pussy and swallowed all their cum. This is how Cleopatra, the slut of Egypt, lived and fucked.

Sex and fun with friends. Unbelievable fuck with girls through Snapchat. Just you, two girls and a funny application. Fuck them and have fun. Fucking has never been this funny.

You just won't believe this. I was in the center of Prague and met a busty Barbie, a genuine one from Mattel. Her name was Jaruska and she was way too crazy. She was all pink, her car was pink (and had eyelashes!!!) and her chihuahua… luckily wasn't pink. Jaruska is a stripper by profession and I asked for a private dance. Her apartment was even crazier than herself, her car and her pet combined. She created a Justin Bieber's shrine, a pink one, of course. That was the heaviest extreme I have ever seen. The wacko Barbie took all my money and then released her huge balloons. It was one fucking ride, my friends. When she came, she yelled "Justin!!!". Kind of a turnoff, but just for a second. I fucked that pink bitch hard and then left in seconds because this was really crazy. The craziest pink streets… Sorry, I mean Czech streets so far! You will have fun, I guarantee you that.

So I've come to an idea of introducing my friend to you. I've chosen Marek, because he's a limo driver and as such, he had a great idea of driving this supercar to Kladno. Everything was ready, the limo-bar was full and my pocket was full of quick money. So we just parked the limo right on the square and the result came right away. A nice girl named Jitka needed some courage first and she earned some money for her journey to England by sucking my cock. After moving to the local supermarket the shiny luxury of the limo attracted a shy student named Jana. After a few minutes she started to shine like the sun and, despite her shyness, she fucked like a devil. I would like to dedicate this part to Mara, because the poor boy had just to watch me enjoying that. It was a wonderful idea to go to Kladno, Mara, thanks!

The beginning was less than promising. We came across an array of unapproachable and uptight couples. It sucked. We were about to call it a day when we met a very promising couple. She was a blonde with huge boobs and he looked like a supermarket bouncer. And he was money-grubbing. We bid up until we agreed on “wife swapping”. He got a head from Kristyna and I got sucked by his pretty girlfriend. Shall we fuck them both? His missus is a nice piece of meat, her tits are superb. Do you like it to have your little girl shagged? I tested out what he would manage because I couldn’t fail to notice that he had a hard time dealing with it. When I came on his sweetheart’s tits, the guy nearly collapsed!!! This was an ultimately bad-ass feat! We cleared off the place as quickly as possible because it looked like the situation would not end well. Check it out!